accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions
"youre so full of yourself"
well duh. what else did you expect me to be full of? bees? Tax return forms?
Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!
Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX
I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this
A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
HELLO GOOD SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR FREDDY FAZBEAR
somebody’s going to end up pissed about this im laughing
Like it went from
Reblog it and look at your blog!
Holy shit go look
what have you done
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